Self-Quarantine: Check out these hilarious jokes to hit the boredom

The unfortunate outbreak of COVID-19 has resulted in the lockdown of the entire nations and everyone is following the self-isolation mode. While being at home, you would have already watched the top films, those pending list of web series and what not! Still, if you are hit with the boredom? Here, take a look at some hilarious jokes.

Most Hilarious Jokes To Read on Self-Quarantine

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

     -Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why did the melon jump into the lake?

   -It wanted to be a watermelon.

3. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

-Straw-berries.

4. What do you call a pig that does karate?

 -A pork chop.

5. Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg?

-He’s all right now.

6. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

-A spelling bee.

7. What do you call an Instagram celebrity who got coronavirus?

-An influenzer.

8. I made a playlist for hiking.

-It has music from Peanuts, Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.

9. How does NASA organize a party?

 -They planet.

10. I bought a guitar the other day but it doesn’t work.

-Guess I should’ve known when the seller said no strings attached.

11. What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy?

-A Mars bar.

12. If I have twin daughters, I’ll name one Kate.

-And I’ll name the other DupliKate.

13. My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.

-The second time let me down.

14. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

-Because he had a great fall.

15. What do you call someone who only eats tiny bits of other people?

-A cannibble.

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